What if I can't cook?

I'm really worried. What if it turns out that my obsession with food will have to remain in the realm of eating the cooking of others and reading the writing of others. I've had quite a succession of bad cooking experiences lately. My bad cooking. In an attempt to get to the bottom of this, I am going to try to chronicle all of my cooking experiences. Perhaps sticking to one or two cuisines is a good idea.... I've lost my focus and my dishes are too spicy. Andrew's mouth is on fire.